Dawson's Creek Called, They Want Their Theme Song Back...

Today, "King B" dropped another load of her groundbreaking, mesmerizing new flop single in the form of one of the worst things I've ever heard called "Best Thing I Never Had" Aside from the fact that the single should come with a label approved by medical doctors as a sure-fire way to cure incurable insomnia, some of the lyrics are as follows, and are very VERY ironic!

"...sucks to be Beyonce you right now..."

"...what goes around comes back around, Beyonce..."

"...there was a time I thought that you did everything right Beyonce..."

"...when I think of the time I almost loved you Beyonce, you showed your ass and I saw the real you Beyonce..."

"...i'm so over you Beyonce, so baby good lookin' out"

and blahh blahhh blahhhhh.... I mean talk about the pot callin' the kettle black, honey. Chile, sounds like a swan song if I've ever heard one. Aside from the fact that it's annoying as an itchy asscrack, it sounds like something that was stolen right off the set of some sappy, tired, cheesy, nerdy ass show on the CW starring bad acting teenagers in high school or some crap. Yea, i'll pass on this one, too...

Yes miss Bey, looks like your pussymobile is finally out of gas, on 4 flat tires and you're stranded on the side of the road while Kelly is riding by, top down with the wind in her hair BLASTING her #1 R&B smash hit, Motivation. My, how the lacefront has turned!