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Snatchback: Beyonce does Tina for Bush

The other day a friend (who is now an ex-friend thanks to this foolishness) and I were watching Tina Turner concert footage. We were having a great time.. UNTIL...





One of the links was this clip of Beyonce performing Proud Mary with Tina Turner watching from the audience. In the first place, why is she doing Tina and Tina is in the audience? Tina should be on stage doing her own song and SLAYING IT while Beyonce should be in the balcony sitting next to her Texas boyfriend GEORGE W. BUSH! YESSS HONEY, THATTTT GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

As much death and destruction Bush has unleashed on the planet, Obama should be thoroughly kicked in the dick-bone for letting Beyonce come within 1,000 yards of his inauguration. It's clear to anyone with a functioning set of eyeballs that she has no principles and is an opportunistic skank.

*And a side-note. I live for Tina Turner looking like Tina Knowles younger, flyer sister. Maybe there is something to the rumors... hmmm...

Speaking Of A Hot Mess...

Here is the glamorous Lady Gaga looking as elegantly understated and incognito as ever while attending...
















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her sisters CATHOLIC SCHOOL GRADUATION!! Not one to take any focus away from her sister and her milestone achievement, Gaga tippy-toed around and tweeted to her publicist friend about how much attention she's NOT getting in her Asian widow hooker ensemble. See, she's not an attention whore. At all.

Desperately Seeking Attention

Today was the medium-sized day for B.B. Home-Schooler and her new video for one of her most passionate humanitarian causes: she asks the pressing global question.. Why Don't You Love Beyonce?

From the Sally Fields school of desperation, for this video, she busted opened that dusty crate she had stored in her attic and brought out some of her old movies she shot back in the 40's. I'm pretty sure Tina was the cameraman.

The chain-smokin', mascara-running', ego-strokin', grammy-dustin', swagger-jackin' clip has all the sizzle of a lit cigarette tossed in the toilet, so it is sure to be a hit with the members of her fancultclub.

I personally would rather watch a cigarette butt floating in the toilet, but hey, to each his own!

Attention Whoring 101: Solange Knowles

Chile, this is a little old, and I was gonna refrain from posting this egghead clown on this blog altogether, but the words she farts up makes it hard to turn a blind side-eye to any longer.

After the Grammys, instead of celebrating her sisters multiple wins, the ever elegant Queen of the Basement Solange thought it to be a good idea to go on twitter and let everyone know HOW MUCH MORE ATTENTION BEYONCE SHOULD BE GETTING!! Bitch are you DRUNK??? Nevermind, I know the answer to that;




In her defense, she was probably just making a pallet on the floor. Bitch stays homeless... but i digress...

here is the a tweet by the mental midget herself;

"Im sorry but i'm having another kanye rant moment. My sister BROKE THE RECORD for the MOST GRAMMY'S IN ONE NIGHT BY ANY FEMALE so why do i KEEP seeing "other artist" as the Nights "big winner"....(*kanye shrug here) ???? Wowzers 2 some responses. Good darnit......im glad folks agree. Ok. On to the next one:)" (Solange Knowles' Twitter)

Is she talking about the same Grammys? Solange, care to explain your twitter meltdown to the 6 o'clock local news?



Just an adorable ray of sunshine, isn't she? I'll take one in every color...