Spillin' Tea: LeToya & Michelle Collab?

Yes, honTeas, bask in it! LeToya Luckett tweeted a pic of her and Michelle Williams on stage singing a song while both girls are pouring cryptic brace yourself for a surprise kinda teas chile! Whatever it is, brang it on!! That would be a real gag if all the ex-Destiny's children got together and stormed the "Queens" castle!

I'll have extra butter on that popcorn, please!

Leak of The Week: Kelly Rowland - Commander

In the Can't Keep A Good Bitch Down files, Kelly Rowland has taken a leak with her new song Commander. I have to say that this dance/pop sound is not my favorite of all genres, having said that Kelly SLAYED honTea!

While Kelly is on the verge of having another international hit, her ex manager Mathew is somewhere having another international hit of cocaine up his Dustbuster vacuum lookin' ass nose. I'm just sayin...



Take a listen to "Commander" below...

Is Beyonce The Next Drag Superstar?

Last night was the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race. The top 3 trannys were Beyonce, Kimora and Morticia Addams aka Tyra Sanchez, Jujubee and Raven. These queens scratched, clawed, yanked wigs, kicked each other in the ding-a-ling, slapped each other with stilletos and vogued on flaming coals and broken glass to snatch the crown as the next drag superstar (and you have to say superstar with jazz hands).

Which one of these whores do you think will win it all? Will Beyonce and her matted ass weave and her kicked in gingivitis teefs lip-sync for her life or will she fuck it up?

I won't spoil it... Lets watch!

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Needs a caption. Honeychildren, what say you?

I Bey Sad...

I'm sad. There has been little to no activity regarding the first family of fucked up shit as of lately, and its making me miss the crooks! Chile, maybe a form of Stockholm Syndrome?

When ya gonna gonna fall down another flight of stairs and land on top of your bodyguard in spread-eagle, Bey? When ya gonna have another bouncing baby bastard, Matty? When ya gonna chase Dorothy and Toto thru Oz on your broomstick again, Tina? When ya gonna throw another diva fit on live TV, Solo? And when ya gonna put on that bathing suit again teach your wife another coochie routine, Jay?

You know what, I take it back, I'm not sad... I'm BORED!

C'MON KNOWLES! DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN UGLY... DO SOMETHING!!!

Auf Wiedersehen

Because one day you're in, the next day YOU'RE OUT! Where in the hell is Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia and Michael Kors when you need em, chile!

Here's fashion model Beyonce being striking again wearing a top made out of grandmas doily tissue-box cover, A Hefty 2-Ply Diaper skirt and a pair of Dolly Partons old Whorehouse in Texas stompin' boots. To complete the ensemble, just brush the fur off 10 dead alley cats, pile it on top of your head and VOILA...STUNNING!

I Heart Cazwell...

I'm just sayin...

Jay-Z Is A Candy ASS!

Someone from Brooklyn Zoo should be fired because they let this wild animal loose on the street the other day; thats when a kid trying to raise money for basketball camp heard hooves in the distance. When he asked Jay-z to buy some candy, Jay-Z replied "I don't eat chocolate." Thats when I would have tried to sell him a feedbag of wild oats and hay. He doesn't wear high-heel shoes, lacefronts, buttpads and tampons in public either, but I'm sure he's bought some for his publicity stunt wife.

Now ain't that some evil Camel shit. Chile ain't nobody tell you to eat it, just BUY IT! It would have been for a good cause, cause he's clearly out there hustling trying to make it, but Queen Camel is so far removed from days of struggle that he couldn't even buy a few packs of M&M's. What an ASS!

But if he knows karma like I know karma, he'll find out she's a solid milk-chocolate BITCH! After his blood money runs out he will be back to rapping on the Brooklyn subway and selling ass in the piss-flavored corridors of Marcy projects for a half-eaten Snikers' bar .

Honey Bey Take Notes!

Bitch could learn a thing or two from Standing Cat by standing up for 30 seconds without dippin it low and thrusting her venus fly-snatch all over the damn place. No Ma'am! Now this is a REAL talented pussy!

Put It In A Litterbox...

Chiiile! After still trying to recover from the TeleFOOL video, I said to myself, I need to see Beyonce in another video like I need my ass cheeks decorated like easter eggs, and this is when I remembered she has a video coming out soon with Alicia Keys... (cut to me gouging my eyes out with a rusty railroad spike)

Destiny's Rehab is reporting Alicia has decided to go with a track that doesn't make you want to punch poodles and kick kittens the way "Put It In A Love Song" does. Bitch is a humanitarian!

From the looks of the leaks a few weeks ago, I don't think they even had a director... they didn't need one! All they needed was the video camera from a stepped on prepaid Tracfone, 1 extra large gumbo pot, 2 cross-dressing burn victims, 3 bleeding meth scabs, 1 tablespoon of discharge puss, a 40cc syringe of warmed over death, 3 used pap smear q-tips, Tyra Sanchez's teeth, and one of Beyonces nipple hairs and VOILA!! FART!!

Oprah Interviews Whitney

Happy Easter Honeykids! I've been busy doing eastery stuff with the easter bunny lately so I miss you guys, but I'm hoppin' in to drop a lil piece of easter candy I found on youtube, chile. It's a riveting interview with two legendary icons Oprah and Whitney!

Bon Apetit.

(p.s. no shade.. i love them both, lol!)