Someone from Brooklyn Zoo should be fired because they let this wild animal loose on the street the other day; thats when a kid trying to raise money for basketball camp heard hooves in the distance. When he asked Jay-z to buy some candy, Jay-Z replied "I don't eat chocolate." Thats when I would have tried to sell him a feedbag of wild oats and hay. He doesn't wear high-heel shoes, lacefronts, buttpads and tampons
Now ain't that some evil Camel shit. Chile ain't nobody tell you to eat it, just BUY IT! It would have been for a good cause, cause he's clearly out there hustling trying to make it, but Queen Camel is so far removed from days of struggle that he couldn't even buy a few packs of M&M's. What an ASS!
But if he knows karma like I know karma, he'll find out she's a solid milk-chocolate BITCH! After his blood money runs out he will be back to rapping on the Brooklyn subway and selling ass in the piss-flavored corridors of Marcy projects for a half-eaten Snikers' bar .
Welcome back love :)
ReplyDelete&& i second that Jay like his wife is a hot mess
p.s. and over a candy bar too...smh
Gir I am glad to see you back writing in circles around these two sad exuses for "success" stories...
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe what I am hearing , this bitch dont have two brain cells in his body to realize that this boy is working his ASS off to make some money and this bitch says NO i dont eat chocolate, he aint asking you to eat your wifes pu**y! I heard of celebs tipping like $100 and this bitch cant spare $5...I guess he got rich by being a cheap trick turning bitch !
Yeah Jay, bad looking out. He could've at least donated a five-er to the dude. YOU KNOW HIS HAS THE MONEY! Yeesh.
ReplyDeleteWhat a jerk. It is from a kid for goodness sake. All he had to do is but the whole dam box and give out the candy to his staff or something. I would of sold him hay too child! BUT HE CANTGIVE 5 DOLLARS. I HOPE THISBOY NEVER BUY AN ALBUM FROM HIM AND HIS DAM WIFE EITHER!
ReplyDeleteI never will..lame ass douchebags
ReplyDeleteWhat a loser!!! A camel loser that is.
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