Word around the Planned Parenthood water cooler via MediaTakeOut (side-eye, but still) is Mathew's jump-off baby-mama just farted out a brand new Sasha Fierce, Jr. It's been whispered around the free clinic that she gave birth to a baby girl and the paternity test came out as expected.
Cut to TMZ footage as Mathew kicks the nurse over, bites the umbilical cord and yanks out the afterbirth, puts it in a leotard and push it out on stage.
LMAO at the way you put it! and Congratulations to Ratthew
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