Honey Bey Is A Deep Thinker

Word around the Short Bus parking garage is that mini-mind Beyonce came out from under her wig made of old encyclopedias to explain the deepness and amayun'ness of her latest masterpieceofshit with GaGa. Inbetween teaching the square root of pi to an attentive classroom (aka the stray cats that linger outside of her fishy-smelling dressing room), she was elegant enough to take time out of her scholastic life to hack this mental loogie up;

“The video in a lot of ways is more about her even than it is about me. It was sort of a pop-art venture for me to bring her into my world in a way, the video is an attempt for her and I to erase pop music as we know it up until this very point. It’s meant to change the perspective of the world on what a pop music video should be and she’s kind of the vehicle for that. In reality, more people around the world are familiar with her aesthetics than they are with mine. It was something for me to kind of change the way that you see her for one video.”

BEHOLD!! With just one run-on thought-fart, she was able to cure cancer, end world hunger, bring world peace and give worldwide eyeballs the strength to leap out of their sockets and bust out of this bitch!

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