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Chiiiiile...
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ReplyDeleteTHIS IS AMAZING!!!
ReplyDeleteSHE NEED TO SEE THIS AND STAND ASHAMED CHILE!!!
Everything we been trying to say is right there on the package beautifully put!
Jay you need to check your woman her whory gone turned her into a blow up doll!
What she thinkg men think about when they see her p-popping?? they dont think what a talented young woman she is and how she is so much like MJ and she deserves an oscar! NO Girl they thinking aobut all the orphases on your nasty half dressed body they like to f@$k!! BITCH this is your wake up call MEN SEE YOU AS A WHORE! they DONT RESPECT YOU !
You need to read this and cover up bitch !
LOL your description is DEAD!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! I can't stop laughing at H.I.Visa and Asstercard. That's some funny stuff right there. Boy the humor behind this one. She really gives you plenty of laughs that's why she is one of the biggest jokes. You just have to laugh at Beyonce because she's never going to be taken seriously because off all the stealing and lying.
ReplyDeleteLMAO DEAD AT YOUR DESCRIPTION! CHILD YOUR NUTS! LMAO!!!!!!! I AM CRYING HERE!
ReplyDeleteOh my God I am rolling at the description on this one damnit. I need to stop laughing so much.
ReplyDeleteChile NO! where you at girl? this is yesterdays news..
ReplyDeleteIm doing my Beyaki hatin' citcut and you aint updating!