And her scalp wants to eat oxygen. And Jay-Z wants her to eat a tic-tac. And Larry Johnson wants Jay to eat wee-wee. And I wanna eat a handful of pills if these children don't sit down somewhere and go birth some cattle.
Beyonce loves cake and cake loves her.. well cake didn't have much of a choice since B.B. Homemaker threatened to burn cake with a cigarette and harass cake on the telephone until cake told her it loved her...
Anyho... she was caught looking as radiant as ever wobbling to her destination wearing a ripped "Let Me Eat Cake" T-shirt and patting her Lion King wig.
Since I'm your sister, girl. Here's your cake, girl. Dig in.
Oh CHIle!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat picture disturb me!
I work with a bitch that look just like that!
Good Lawd!
lmao chile, you know she lookin good in her Ave Maria bathing suit.
ReplyDeletelmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am rolling at that second picture! well this is how she look once she knock up with camel babies.
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