Sunday, June 13, 2010

If You Like, Then You Shoulda Put Some Vodka In It...




Today is Sunday. So that means last night Beyonce was drunk off her ass again. Here is Honey Bey Tipsy-Tumbles Sasha Camel-Carter Fierce B.B. Hotmess Knowles grabbing whats left of what used to be the remnants of the ghost of her vagina at her wife Jay-Z's concert while getting pissy drunk next to Julius who looks like he would rather be having a V-8.

The Wolly Mammoth of Texas turned up the heat when she opened her mouth and contributed to the global warming crisis. Infact, Obama should put her on the Oil Spill Commission... All Beyonce has to do is dip her thirsty ass weave of miracles in the Gulf of Mexico, and voila! Crisis solved! She may catch a basket of shrimp in her wig to match the crabs in her husbands ass, and since she already has tartar sauce and butter caked on her teeth, and lemon wedges and garlic spraying out of her crotch, bitch got the hookup!

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5 comments:

  1. LMAO gir! at that description...
    Yes look like she hollering at Jay in public agian and luck would have it she about to fall over the edge.

    -TruthBeTold

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  2. "The Woolly Mammoth of Texas" *soul escaped*

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  3. LMAO...SHE DO NEED YO DROP HER AZZ IN GULF OF MEXICO AND DRAIN UP THAT OIL WITH HER HAIR! *DEAD* Chile you anit lyin!

    She looks drunk and ghetto as hell here!

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  4. ^^^ LMAO the description is on point! Done!

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