Monday, March 23, 2009

"My Pussy Is A Slut!"

Hi, Skanks! (half-assed hair-flip) Ya miss me? I missed you cows, too! I had to pop in real quick to spread a little pussy. Check out this clip of this obvious honeychile and her whorish cat. We'll call her Octo-Pussy, chile!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Gag Files: Sleepwalk Fail



Chile, this dog must have been dreaming that he was Rihanna and running away from Chris Brown, honey. In fact, that he was probably dreaming he was Lil Ike bitin Rihanna all up and through her clit-bone.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What In Houseshoe Hell?



Chiiiile, some crip-walkin on a gatdamn treadmill type chile gets whats he has coming to him, honey! I wonder if that's what happened to Rihanna when she tried to run from her life from Chris' Ike-ish ass.