This Is Why They Don't Love You...

B.B. Homewrecker really did it this time, Lucy. Beyonce knowing nothing of the Good Neighbor Policy has been made clear because a neighbor of the home "Why Don't You Love Me" was shot in is suing the cigarette butts out of Beyonce for forcing herself down everyone's throat (and possibly forcing all the neighborhood men down her throat, chile).

After she finished blocking driveways with her traffic stopping booty-pads, Here's the TMZ tea..

Philip Markowitz alleges in a lawsuit obtained by TMZ ...his peace and quiet was shattered the morning of March 26, 2010, when the film crew "invaded his neighborhood" ... waking him out of a peaceful sleep at 7 AM.

That nightmare was followed by a series of intrusions, Markowitz claims. Markowitz says during the morning ... every time he tried leaving his house the crew was blocking his driveway. He went in and out and in and out .... and each time, he says, there was some obstacle in his way.

Now it gets really good. Markowitz says he "missed several business calls while arguing calmly in his driveway." By 11:30 AM, "He demanded compensation for the trespass on his property and the inconvenience and delay he had already suffered."

In fact, Markowitz says he told someone from the crew that he's gotten upwards of $10,000 for the use of his property, but says he was told he couldn't be paid this time because it was a "low budget film shoot."

But Markowitz doesn't buy it. He's suing Beyonce and the production company for unspecified damages ... including the dreaded punitive damages.

Read the Official Documents

Bey Wants To Eat Cake

And her scalp wants to eat oxygen. And Jay-Z wants her to eat a tic-tac. And Larry Johnson wants Jay to eat wee-wee. And I wanna eat a handful of pills if these children don't sit down somewhere and go birth some cattle.

Beyonce loves cake and cake loves her.. well cake didn't have much of a choice since B.B. Homemaker threatened to burn cake with a cigarette and harass cake on the telephone until cake told her it loved her...

Anyho... she was caught looking as radiant as ever wobbling to her destination wearing a ripped "Let Me Eat Cake" T-shirt and patting her Lion King wig.

Since I'm your sister, girl. Here's your cake, girl. Dig in.

Awwww.. How Pwecious!!

Look at Destiny's Divas Kelly & LeToya sharing step & repeat space for an E! Entertainment event. So much for the "don't mention her name" commands being barked at Kelly. My, how times have changed! And they both look stunning as usual.

This should fuel the rumors of a DC Reunion but I don't see it happening. Now in a better world, The ex-members would get together, form another group, call it, chile I don't know, Destiny's Grown Ass Women, and release a project of just wall to wall, cover to cover tea spillin, honey!

Kelly Rowland's Response to DC Reunion: Chiiiiiile, NO!

Yes, honey... EXACTLY! Pay it none, girl! I know you see right through the hot garbage.

No, Girl.. Just NO!

ummmm....

Throwback Theatre: Letoya Luckett "H-Town Chick"

Pop some jiffy pop, melt some butter, grab a seat and check out Letoya Luckett's reality show "H-Town Chick" which aired on the sinking ship that is B.E.T. a few years ago during the "Torn" era. She spills a little tea here and there, but for the most part she was a full grown lady, chile and I live! Watching this is what made me a bigger fan and want to root for her. Check out the 3-parter below.


EPISODE 1



EPISODE 2



EPISODE 3


I'll update this post with my comments in a bit, but in the meantime... have fun, kids!

Farrah Franklin On Possible Destiny's Child Reunion

...and possibly on drugs if she thinks for one second that Beyonce' will ever do anything with any DC member ever again! Here's a quote from VIBE

“Right now, I’m kind of hearing about it with everyone else. It hasn’t been presented to me yet. When it does or if it does, I’ll deal with it as that. I’ll have to see if it’s something in real talks or if it’s fake.”

The singer, who last spoke to Beyoncé ten years ago, added: “I’m really a personable person and I would just want everyone to get along. Little Farrah has a lot on her shoulders and all I ask is happiness in return and for it to be fun. There’s so many different personalities and it’s been a long time, so you just don’t know. I would be cool with everyone, I have no problems, but it’s not about just me. There’s five other people.”

I love the hint that Beyonce and Co. are filled with hot steaming bitchiness and cattiness. Farrah chile, I would have just paid it altogether, girl. You'll have better luck forming a singing group with Tina and Angela Beyince. And it's no shade.

Unphotoshopped Single Ladies Video Footage

Maybe she's born with it.. Maybe it's Maybelline. Bitch never looked better is all I'm sayin'...

MAT..uh.. I mean BET Bans Ciara "Ride" Video

To make room for the pussywaggon, video hoes with phones, single ladies wearing a tampon string as an outfit, bloods and crips, simulating orgasms w/ waterguns etc. etc., BET had to finally draw the line somewhere.. with CIARA!! What the fuckity fuck fuck?

I ain't trying to stir up no caca, but this sounds like the crooked works of *cough* insiders *cough* giving BET *cough* $$$uggestion$ *cough* on who they should or shouldn't play.

Here is Ciara confirming the ban:



Alright now, I got my eye on you bitches.

Miss Jay, You Better Work!

Here's glamour girl Miss Jay out at the gay bars gettin full again looking like America's Next Top Crack Whore. Yes, Miss Jay-Z girl, I see you girl. Sneakin' out the house wearing Rihanna's old wig again, huh girl? I ain't mad at ya! As long as your boyfriend likes it. A lady must be a lady!

Okay, it's not Jay unfortunately, but bitch sholenuff' look like her. Beyonce say hello to your gorgeous daughter (or son) in 15 years.

Dear Beyonce,

I'm just sayin...

Desperately Seeking Attention

Today was the medium-sized day for B.B. Home-Schooler and her new video for one of her most passionate humanitarian causes: she asks the pressing global question.. Why Don't You Love Beyonce?

From the Sally Fields school of desperation, for this video, she busted opened that dusty crate she had stored in her attic and brought out some of her old movies she shot back in the 40's. I'm pretty sure Tina was the cameraman.

The chain-smokin', mascara-running', ego-strokin', grammy-dustin', swagger-jackin' clip has all the sizzle of a lit cigarette tossed in the toilet, so it is sure to be a hit with the members of her fancultclub.

I personally would rather watch a cigarette butt floating in the toilet, but hey, to each his own!

What's The Number To DCFS?

Here's Beyonce's wholesome influence on full display during some children's dance performance, chile.

Looks like all these girls needed to channel "B. HomeSchooler" was to wear somebody's fishnets and lingerie looking foolishness, thrust their underdeveloped uterus from here to hell and back, and shake their mosquito bites like the rent is due.

And now you still wanna know the answer to this question?

Leak Of The Week: Britney Spears "Telephone"

Britney's original version of Lady Gaga's overhyped Telephone has leaked. It didn't make the cut, and just like 2 thirsty whores, Lady Gaga and Honeybey rummaged through Ms. Spears' trash and was all over it like a cheap suit. Check out the unmastered Britney version of "Telephone" below...

Hidden Cam of Beyonce and Rihanna Confronting Each Other