Showing posts with label solange. Show all posts
Showing posts with label solange. Show all posts

Monday, March 8, 2010

Solange Has Taken A Leak

Chile, Solange has pulled out his wee-wee and taken a leak all over your computer, honey!



fuck this shit, I'm filing charges, honey! Mental and emotional distress.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Attention Whoring 101: Solange Knowles

Chile, this is a little old, and I was gonna refrain from posting this egghead clown on this blog altogether, but the words she farts up makes it hard to turn a blind side-eye to any longer.

After the Grammys, instead of celebrating her sisters multiple wins, the ever elegant Queen of the Basement Solange thought it to be a good idea to go on twitter and let everyone know HOW MUCH MORE ATTENTION BEYONCE SHOULD BE GETTING!! Bitch are you DRUNK??? Nevermind, I know the answer to that;




In her defense, she was probably just making a pallet on the floor. Bitch stays homeless... but i digress...

here is the a tweet by the mental midget herself;

"Im sorry but i'm having another kanye rant moment. My sister BROKE THE RECORD for the MOST GRAMMY'S IN ONE NIGHT BY ANY FEMALE so why do i KEEP seeing "other artist" as the Nights "big winner"....(*kanye shrug here) ???? Wowzers 2 some responses. Good darnit......im glad folks agree. Ok. On to the next one:)" (Solange Knowles' Twitter)



Is she talking about the same Grammys? Solange, care to explain your twitter meltdown to the 6 o'clock local news?



Just an adorable ray of sunshine, isn't she? I'll take one in every color...