Stockholm's Syndrome: Chrihsanna

CHIIILE, somebody hold my ear-rangs, honey! PEOPLE MAG is reporting that Ike Chris Brown and Tina Rihanna is back together in Diddy's Miami get-away. LAWD HAMMERCY!! I hope he has insurance on that place, chile. I don't know what to do or say about any of this mess. I'm gonna haul off and leave both these children alone until they get their shit together!

Hold The Phone, Chile!

Morning, skanks! (fake Miss America wave)

Chile, I don't know if you've ever heard of the hilarious "fail blog", but I've hauled off and found their Youtube channel, honey. If you don't have them subscribed to this whores channel, I suggest you get your wide ass up, wipe the cum crust off the side of your mouth, Frebreeze your favorite Beyonce-approved lace front, and
twist your ass on over to youtube and sign up, chile.

In this fail, this chile aparently doesnt know the difference between a microphone and a telephone. Girl, its too early for the likes of this rapery, chile. Where is my flask!

The Gag Files: Leaks From Within Chrihannagate?

Chiiiile, hold on to your ponytails, chile cause this hooker right here done hauled off and sent Rihanna-Fenty.com an illuminating email about some details about what allegedly went down. Chile, what in Ike & Tina hell is going on honey, uh oh! Chile, and who could this other "shocking" girl be? Chile this is just a hot-sizzlin-boiling-shitty-ass mess, honey!

“Rihanna & Chris Brown broke up 2 weeks ago. Rihanna didn’t want to break up with Chris but he was done with her. Management forced him to act “lovey” for the Clive Davis party. He didn’t want to. Rihannas publicist in confidence asked him to the same. He agreed. They attended the Clive Davis party together. Management asked for Chris to drive with Rihanna in his car after the event was over for paparazzi pictures. Rihanna started acting like they were in a relationship still, not realizing that it was indeed over. Chris told her he wasn’t really with her, it was for publicity and that she needed to get it through her head that it was over. Adding insult to injury, Chris PICKED up a girl he had a date with that night WHILE Rihanna was in the car. Turns out Chris moved on with this new chick. Very childish for doing all this in front of Rihanna. Rihanna snapped, the situation got crazy. Rihanna punched Chris in the face while she was screaming, he hit started hitting her back. Noticing there was blood, the girl panicked and called 911. As of right now, Rihanna’s headed to Barbados. Chris is being flown out. The other “girl” is in questioning. Both Rihanna & Chris’s team are trying to get her to side with them. If she testifies as eye witness saying Rihanna was the injured party, she could put Chris in jail for a maximum of 12 years. If the girl testifies stating Rihanna indeed made the first punch and if Chris’s attorneys can spin it in court, Chris can get off his charges all together. A lot is at stake. Also, there’s proof lingering around. Rebel One Management is trying to stop it from leaking to the media and keep it strictly for legal affairs to try protect themselves if a case does happen. Rihanna’s team doesn’t want her to press charges as it will damage her name and career. Rihanna’s being pressured and most likely will seize to press charges. The eye witness, the other “girl”, is the most valuable piece to this puzzle.. I can’t reveal the other girl as of right now, she is a well known personality but she is in custody and NOBODY knows who she is. So if I reveal it, it will be obvious that the information leaked within the inner circle. You will be in shock when you find out who.”

A Honeychile Perspective: Bad Girls Club

Chile, this shit is a gag! Miss Mona of ACONNECTIONTV on youtube, chile, talkin about the bad girls club. Now I have never seen this show. It just seems like such a lazy premise for a show chile, but anyways, after laughin at this honeychile I may just have to watch...

A Honeychile's Perspective: Chrihsannagate

Chile, your boy "T'wan" is here to give you whores the tea on the Chris Brown beatdown scandal, chile. Is this hooker for real or is this just satire? Whatever it is, this skank is hilarious, chile!

Rihanna Speaks On Chris Brown's Abuse

CHIIIILE! Now, you KNOW your good Judy had to come and give you skanks the inside scoop right from the horse Rihanna's mouth. Or maybe it's her cousin, chile. I've only had 3 martini's and a blunt... and its LATE! Its already the afternoon!!!






But seriously bitches, can you believe what happened? Chile, now you know my mouth hung wide open when I heard this shit! I mean that came out of left field for points! I don't believe the herpes thing thats going around, there is no proof of any of that, but there is proof of a criminal record in the name of Christopher Brown. Chile, I hope this works out, but knowing you shady heifers, the public can't wait to build you up to tear you clean down. Chile...

Gag Of The Week: Bill Goes In For Kill With Hill

LMCO Chile!! Bill Clinton tries to kiss his wife, she gave a quick weave, bob and a twist and opted to kiss the taller more handsome man standing next to her.

Honeychildren, Now Hear This! : Plies Grandma Unleashed

LMAO! Oh Jehovah God give me the power! This parody video is so funny I could only make it half-way through watching before I posted it, so if the second-half is some bullshit, then I can't be held accountable, chile, because the first half was that crack, honey!

Jennifer "Iron Lungs" Hudson's Star Spangled Banner

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIILE!! Ms. Hudson is back and with a vengance today when she sang the guts out of the Star Spangled Banner, Chile. This is her first public performance (I believe) since the brutal massacre of members of her family (Mother, Brother and Nephew).

When I say she didn't hit a bad note, that is what I mean, chile! Spine-tingling & tear-jerking, honey.