About Beyonce's '4' Producer's Twitter-Attack on Kelly Rowland...

So, I was on VH1.com, where I was sent to this link regarding one of Beyonce's '4' producer's Jeff Bhasker attacking Kelly Rowland's #1 URBAN SMASH HIT "Motivation" on Twitter.

Somebody hold my earrings and hand me the vaseline, because here's the Lipton, chile...



I know, girl. Pick your jaw up off the floor because I'm not done yet. THEN the lady had the NERVE to try to read Kelly some more with THIS tweet.



Um excuse me while I let out a severe

CHIIIIIIIIILEEEEEE, PUUUHHHHLEEEEEEEZZZZZ!!!

Pardon me, sugar, but just because EACH and EVERY one of Beyonce's singles FLOPPED and FAILED to impact a damn thing and continues to super-slide down every chart known to Lord Jesus, don't blame it on Kelly, girl.

So yea, luckily for Miss Jeff, I just baked up a delicious batch of GET A LIFE. Want one?

Oh, and another thing, sweet lil' teething baby Jesus, please protect me from the chile's default twitter pic because father God it needs to be dunked in holy water a few good times STAT because that thing is every bit of a CHOP, a FOOL and a NO MA'AM!

(P.S. Chile, did you peep all the Beyonce stans retweeting it? Yes honey, get into it!)

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Kelly PWNS Mathew

Chile... So I was right in the middle of stabbing a Single Ladies Onsie with that voodoo pin Tina let me borrow, when I stumbled across this recent interview of Kelly Rowland by Perez Hilton.





Girl, so cut to Perez asking why Mathew felt the need (to stop doing bumps of powder with Lindsay Lohan long enough) to release a statement on a Destiny's Child reunion. This is where Miss Kelly SERVED Mathew the tea in her own little Kelly way, and I LIVE!

(wait.. so does this mean... there's still a....? oh crap!)

Awwww.. How Pwecious!!

Look at Destiny's Divas Kelly & LeToya sharing step & repeat space for an E! Entertainment event. So much for the "don't mention her name" commands being barked at Kelly. My, how times have changed! And they both look stunning as usual.

This should fuel the rumors of a DC Reunion but I don't see it happening. Now in a better world, The ex-members would get together, form another group, call it, chile I don't know, Destiny's Grown Ass Women, and release a project of just wall to wall, cover to cover tea spillin, honey!

Kelly Rowland's Response to DC Reunion: Chiiiiiile, NO!

Yes, honey... EXACTLY! Pay it none, girl! I know you see right through the hot garbage.

Leak of The Week: Kelly Rowland - Commander

In the Can't Keep A Good Bitch Down files, Kelly Rowland has taken a leak with her new song Commander. I have to say that this dance/pop sound is not my favorite of all genres, having said that Kelly SLAYED honTea!

While Kelly is on the verge of having another international hit, her ex manager Mathew is somewhere having another international hit of cocaine up his Dustbuster vacuum lookin' ass nose. I'm just sayin...



Take a listen to "Commander" below...