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Telephone Child Abuse...

A sad excuse for parents that needs intense therapy made this tired Gaga "Telephone" video of their kid (who obviously would rather be somewhere playing jump-rope than to be involved in this hot garbage). The uninterested and over it kid looks like she being kidnapped and held for ransom to the tune of Gaga. Baby needs a real telephone so she can call The Department of Children & Family Services.

'Alejandro' Director Making Stuff Up...

In an attempt to quell some of the backlash from Lady Gaga's latest work of fart, Steven Klein, the 'Alejandro' video director, puts down his copy of Highway To Hell long enough to have a brief interview with MTV. This is what he farted:

“The religious symbolism is not meant to denote anything negative, but represents the character’s battle between the dark forces of this world and the spiritual salvation of the Soul,” Klein wrote. “Thus at the end of the film, she chooses to be a nun, and the reason her mouth and eyes disappear is because she is withdrawing her senses from the world of evil and going inward towards prayer and contemplation.”

Klein added that the scene in which Gaga ingests the rosary beads is meant to represent “the desire to take in the holy.”

Bitch lie like a rug! The evil nun from hell's eyes are burned away like a some shit from Nightmare on Elm Street so she can go inward and pray? Say what???

I don't claim to know what that creepy shit was about, but after I watched that video, my phone rang and told me I would die in 7 days. It's day 3... chile, I'm scared!

Speaking Of A Hot Mess...

Here is the glamorous Lady Gaga looking as elegantly understated and incognito as ever while attending...
















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her sisters CATHOLIC SCHOOL GRADUATION!! Not one to take any focus away from her sister and her milestone achievement, Gaga tippy-toed around and tweeted to her publicist friend about how much attention she's NOT getting in her Asian widow hooker ensemble. See, she's not an attention whore. At all.

Alejandrho...

What in the...

TrannyMadonnaLikeaPrayerVogueLaislaBonitaRhythmNationHell is THIS??

So, today was the BIG day for Lady Gaga's video for Alejandro. It was also a BIG day for my bottle of HOLY WATER! Between the Butch queens in heels humping like wild coyotes on viagra, to the demon nun from hell, to her thrusting her post-op vagina scars from here to the 5th circle of hell. Aside from that. Yes, she has a strong visual, but I was just confused, honey!

Now, excuse me while I go suck down a bottle of wine, eat a box of communion wafers, fan myself with a Martin Luther King church fan and say a few thousand Hail Mary's!

Spillin' Tea: Lady Gaga SUED!

Now I know I ain't crazy (shut up bitches), but seems to me the name Fusari has come up another time before not too damn long ago. Hmmm...

Yes ma'am, it's looking more and more like Gaga and Honey Bey may be two turds in a blanket afterall. Here's the tea;

NEW YORK — A songwriter and music producer who claims he helped launch pop star Lady Gaga says she squeezed him out of her lucrative career after he co-wrote some of her songs, came up with her stage name and helped get her record deal.

Rob Fusari filed a $30.5 million lawsuit against the Grammy Award-winning performer, saying his protege and former girlfriend ditched him as her career soared.

"All business is personal," said the lawsuit, filed Wednesday in a Manhattan state court.

Lady Gaga's spokesman, Dave Tomberlin, didn't immediately respond to an e-mail sent Thursday by The Associated Press.

Fusari had credits on such hits as Will Smith's "Wild, Wild West" and























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Destiny's Child's "Bootylicious" when a friend steered the piano-playing singer – then known by her real name, Stefani Germanotta – to him in March 2006, according to his lawsuit.

Though he initially dismissed her, he realized she had star potential after hearing her play in his Parsippany, New Jersey, studio, the suit said. He spent the next several months working with her every day and "radically reshaping her approach," persuading her to drop rock riffs for dance beats, it said.

As they co-wrote songs such as "Paparazzi" and "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich," which would appear on her debut album, "The Fame," he transformed Germanotta into Lady Gaga, a name adapted from Queen's "Radio Ga Ga," the lawsuit said.

In a 2009 interview with the AP, Lady Gaga said her "realization of Gaga was five years ago, but Gaga's always been who I am."

"I was Gaga from the time that I was 19 through my first record deal," the 23-year-old said of her over-the-top, avant-garde style, which has captured the imaginations of millions of fans. "I always dressed like that before people knew me as Lady Gaga. I was always that way ... I stuck out like a sore thumb."
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According to the lawsuit, Lady Gaga and Fusari's relationship turned romantic and then became a business partnership in May 2006, when they created a joint venture called Team Love Child LLC to promote her career. Fusari's share was 20 percent, it said.

Fusari – whose account of his role in the multiplatinum-selling artist's early career has been told in interviews – says he introduced Lady Gaga to a record executive who ultimately shepherded her to Universal Music Group's Interscope Records, which released "The Fame" in 2008. The album has sold more than 3 million copies in the United States; Fusari has a producing credit.

But the lawsuit says their personal and business relationship had soured by then and he has been denied a 20 percent share of song royalties, 15 percent of merchandising revenue and other money he's owed. He acknowledges getting checks for about $611,000 but says that isn't his full share.

Lady Gaga won two Grammys in January: best dance recording, for "Poker Face," and best electronic/dance album, for "The Fame."

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Oh YES! Now I know why that name rings a bell. Fuck Kevin Bacon! It's the six degrees of DESTINY'S CHILD!

While Gaga and Bey Bey were somewhere getting their penises sawed off and folded into a trannygina in a dominican back-alley somewhere, this poor unfortunate FOOL was writing his finger down to the bloody nub while Thelma & Louise 2010 picked his pocket and ran out the door with his wallet, chile.

Them bitches are elegant, ain't they?

Honeychile Corner: Qaadir's "Telephone" Review Response (UPDATE)

Yes, honey a REVIEW RESPONSE! Now try it on me...



Poor Qaadir. The honeychildren are storming the category leaving piss-flavored comments on this chile's youtube. The Mansters and the Beytards are refusing to believe Qaadir didn't just witness the miracle birth of Jesus, so honeychile had to haul off and take to blogtv to get his point across. Its a long video, but miss thing is a hell of alot more entertaining than that 10 minute autopsy I witnessed the other day. And its NO SHAAADE!

UPDATE: At the end of the Qaadir video, the kids were asking him about African Boi. so , here's the tea.. a MESS LOL!

Honeychile Corner: Qaadir's Telephone Review

SHAAAADE!!

Telephony (Update with Video)

Well, Honeychildren, tonight is the big night for the new Lady GaGa video Telephone ft. Beyonce to be released out into the wild, and the crazies are already climbing up telephone poles and sticking receivers up their vaginas in honor (yes, the boys that love Beyonce has vaginas, too)

Anyway, I know where I'll be when that shit comes on. I'll be watching my telephone closely waiting to damn dial 911 for when the shit goes down and bitches start flooding the streets in leotards and phones tangled in their weaves, so if you must, honey, use this post as a place to escape to get away from the likes of tired bitches like Exhibit A:


(p.s. I don't have much against GaGa, but I'm gonna have to give her ass a stiff stern side-eye after this hot gabbitch comes out)

UPDATE: SO I've just witnessed this smokin hot rancid ass excuse for a video. What a MESS! If u have the intention of watching it, SPOILER ALERT: This 10 minute long hernia was about Lesbianage, bad acting, Virgin Mobile ad, Thelma & Louise and Jermaine Jackson's "Dynamite" video. I was willing to give it a chance but this shit was a deep-fried FOOL! See for yourself below, but first make sure your insurance policy is up to date;



Chiiiiile!