Jumping The Shark: Beyonce Admits To STEALING!!

Well, well, well. So much for the stans "It's not Beyonce's fault" campaign. AOL is reporting Beyonce's official statement on the HIGH CRIME AND MISDEMEANOR that was her Billboard Music Award performance. Grab a cup and have your lemon and honey ready, chile.

‘My makeup artist showed me the performance of Lorella Cuccarini a year ago, and it inspired me to steal so much’, she went onto reveal ‘I then met with the talented people who worked on it. The technology and concept were so genius. Thank God for YouTube or I would have never been exposed as a theif to steal something so inspiring. I never worked so hard on stealing anything in my life as that performance for the Billboard Awards’.

Oh, okay so in other words, if you're gonna blame someone, blame the make-up artist! Chile please, all the concealer in the world can't cover up this blemish, chile. Aww poor, original, pioneering little rich girl! CHILE SAVE IT! It's already bad enough the RUN THE WORLD (THIEVES)beat is Major Lazer's 'Pon De Floor" and the choreography was a STEP BY STEP Tofo Tofo routine! Whether two of the guys were in the video or not, bitch stop shittin in the litter box and blaming it on the neighbors cat!

Did Camel Get Kicked to the Curb?

In "Chew yo ass up and spit yo ass out" news of the day, it's being reported by a reliable source that Beyonce has put on her panic wig and emergency leotard and recently called an meltdown, code red, meeting about her BIG FLOPPITY FLOP OF A FLOP ASS FLOP single, and she is now trying to sever management ties with Jay Z and Roc Nation. (tee hee)

Maybe it will finally dawn on Jay Z that Beyonce is an opportunist and the only reason why his ugly ass ever got a chance in the first damn place is because it was $omething in it for her. I mean, you dont't really think she will ever fart a baby creature out of her precious womb that looks like you, do you? You poor, misquided, disfigured-looking FOOL! Don't you know that you look like the depths of somebodys ASS? Like somebody has been putting cigarettes out on your face? You didn't know you look like Osama Bin Laden's death photo? Like you jumped off of the Chrysler Building and landed on your face? You didn't know you look like a half-chewed hot-dog floating in a pool of vomit? Wait, I'm getting off topic.. where was I? Oh yea!

So, back to this meeting... I guess, if the "source" is to be believe, the general consensus of listening to the album was;

Another Day, Another Beyonce Lawsuit...

No, the planet earth's lawyer didn't file a lawsuit seeking damages due to pain, suffering, excessive diarrhea and hearing-loss after listening to Bey's new smash shit Who RUIN The World (Whores), not yet at least, but they are gettin their paperwork together.

Instead, these court papers reveal a company (who should have known better) named Gate Five is suing the tooth plaque and coochie-crust off of Beyonce's ass to the tune of 100 MILLION SLUT-BUCKS for;

1. Being a GREEDY ASS GREEDY BITCH (duh...)

2. Being a MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE HUMAN BEING (double-duh...)

3. Ruining 70 people's christmas by forcing them out of a job the week before christmas because of reasons 1 and 2 (helmet wearing triple-duuhhhhh).


Here's the TMZ tea

A video game company called Gate Five filed papers today in NY -- in which they claim they had a deal in place in 2010 to create a game with Beyonce called, "Starpower: Beyonce."

According to the docs, things went awry during a "crucial moment in the project's development" when Beyonce made "an extortionate demand" for more money -- even though the two sides already had a deal in place.

Gate Five claims her move "drove 70 people into unemployment, the week before Christmas" ... and notes that one of the project's backers described her conduct as "morally reprehensible."

The company claims it is entitled to the $6.7 mil it invested into the venture -- as well as more than $100 million in profits Gate Five believes it would have earned had Beyonce honored the agreement.

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Here is Beyonce's official statement on the matter:


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'Alejandro' Director Making Stuff Up...

In an attempt to quell some of the backlash from Lady Gaga's latest work of fart, Steven Klein, the 'Alejandro' video director, puts down his copy of Highway To Hell long enough to have a brief interview with MTV. This is what he farted:

“The religious symbolism is not meant to denote anything negative, but represents the character’s battle between the dark forces of this world and the spiritual salvation of the Soul,” Klein wrote. “Thus at the end of the film, she chooses to be a nun, and the reason her mouth and eyes disappear is because she is withdrawing her senses from the world of evil and going inward towards prayer and contemplation.”

Klein added that the scene in which Gaga ingests the rosary beads is meant to represent “the desire to take in the holy.”

Bitch lie like a rug! The evil nun from hell's eyes are burned away like a some shit from Nightmare on Elm Street so she can go inward and pray? Say what???

I don't claim to know what that creepy shit was about, but after I watched that video, my phone rang and told me I would die in 7 days. It's day 3... chile, I'm scared!

MAT..uh.. I mean BET Bans Ciara "Ride" Video

To make room for the pussywaggon, video hoes with phones, single ladies wearing a tampon string as an outfit, bloods and crips, simulating orgasms w/ waterguns etc. etc., BET had to finally draw the line somewhere.. with CIARA!! What the fuckity fuck fuck?

I ain't trying to stir up no caca, but this sounds like the crooked works of *cough* insiders *cough* giving BET *cough* $$$uggestion$ *cough* on who they should or shouldn't play.

Here is Ciara confirming the ban:



Alright now, I got my eye on you bitches.

Beyonce Article Writer FIRED!

Ok, kids. Just incase you were wondering whether or not The Bionic Lacefront Wonder doesn't love going around getting people fired from their jobs, feast your eyeballs on this tea:

eon Magazine, the publication that made headlines earlier this month with its feature on Beyonce and an alleged pre-marital contract is stepping up by not only firing the writer but, sending an open apology to the star.

In the article, which was published on blogs including theYBF.com earlier this year, a writer is said to have falsified an interview with Beyonce, making it appear as though the singer confirmed that she had Jay-Z under a contract..

"I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. I believe that in my relationship with Jay-Z, as in any genuine relationship ,not everything is easy. I want children not now, later. He’s entirely not aware of that fact yet. I want to sit around at home, also times in a tracksuit pants. He assumes and believes that women even wear high heels just to go to the bathroom." -- excerpt from NEON.

In a letter released late Thursday, Neon apologizes for the article, stating "We do have serious doubts in the truth of many statements of the interview of Ms. Beyonce Knowles published in NEON, Issue January/2010...The article was written by the freelancer Ingo Mecek. The editors-in-Chief have confronted Ingo Mocek with these doubts. Ingo Mocek was not able to verify certain statements, particularly the statements regarding a marriage contract of Ms. Knowles. There, we assume that the interview did not take place as claimed by Ingo Mocek."

"NEON dissociates itself from the content of the interview with Ms. Knowles. NEON subscribes to a high level standard of truthful journalism. Since Ingo Mocek has violated these standards serverely, NEON has terminated all relationships with Inco Mocek with immediate effect," Neon goes on to state. "We sincerely apologize to Ms. Knowles and her management for all personal inconvenience that may have arisen due to the publication of this interview."

Singersroom opted not to publish excerpts of the interview when it was first released.

Beyonce has not commented on the interview or whether it actually took place

Well, kick me in the coochie with a high-heeled camel hoof! That Bey camp is on another level of shade. What was so scandalous about the article anyway? She's been making these kind of statements all along, and if you don't get a prenup of some sort in this day and age you must have been dropped on your head at birth.. oh wait.. nevermind!

Now, as much crap as they write about every other artist in the history of the industry, don't nobody better never EVER say nothing bad about Beyonce, cuz thats when bitches lose it!! (even though her breath would win grand prize in an ass kickin' contest)



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Spillin' Tea: Lady Gaga SUED!

Now I know I ain't crazy (shut up bitches), but seems to me the name Fusari has come up another time before not too damn long ago. Hmmm...

Yes ma'am, it's looking more and more like Gaga and Honey Bey may be two turds in a blanket afterall. Here's the tea;

NEW YORK — A songwriter and music producer who claims he helped launch pop star Lady Gaga says she squeezed him out of her lucrative career after he co-wrote some of her songs, came up with her stage name and helped get her record deal.

Rob Fusari filed a $30.5 million lawsuit against the Grammy Award-winning performer, saying his protege and former girlfriend ditched him as her career soared.

"All business is personal," said the lawsuit, filed Wednesday in a Manhattan state court.

Lady Gaga's spokesman, Dave Tomberlin, didn't immediately respond to an e-mail sent Thursday by The Associated Press.

Fusari had credits on such hits as Will Smith's "Wild, Wild West" and























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Destiny's Child's "Bootylicious" when a friend steered the piano-playing singer – then known by her real name, Stefani Germanotta – to him in March 2006, according to his lawsuit.

Though he initially dismissed her, he realized she had star potential after hearing her play in his Parsippany, New Jersey, studio, the suit said. He spent the next several months working with her every day and "radically reshaping her approach," persuading her to drop rock riffs for dance beats, it said.

As they co-wrote songs such as "Paparazzi" and "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich," which would appear on her debut album, "The Fame," he transformed Germanotta into Lady Gaga, a name adapted from Queen's "Radio Ga Ga," the lawsuit said.

In a 2009 interview with the AP, Lady Gaga said her "realization of Gaga was five years ago, but Gaga's always been who I am."

"I was Gaga from the time that I was 19 through my first record deal," the 23-year-old said of her over-the-top, avant-garde style, which has captured the imaginations of millions of fans. "I always dressed like that before people knew me as Lady Gaga. I was always that way ... I stuck out like a sore thumb."
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According to the lawsuit, Lady Gaga and Fusari's relationship turned romantic and then became a business partnership in May 2006, when they created a joint venture called Team Love Child LLC to promote her career. Fusari's share was 20 percent, it said.

Fusari – whose account of his role in the multiplatinum-selling artist's early career has been told in interviews – says he introduced Lady Gaga to a record executive who ultimately shepherded her to Universal Music Group's Interscope Records, which released "The Fame" in 2008. The album has sold more than 3 million copies in the United States; Fusari has a producing credit.

But the lawsuit says their personal and business relationship had soured by then and he has been denied a 20 percent share of song royalties, 15 percent of merchandising revenue and other money he's owed. He acknowledges getting checks for about $611,000 but says that isn't his full share.

Lady Gaga won two Grammys in January: best dance recording, for "Poker Face," and best electronic/dance album, for "The Fame."

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Oh YES! Now I know why that name rings a bell. Fuck Kevin Bacon! It's the six degrees of DESTINY'S CHILD!

While Gaga and Bey Bey were somewhere getting their penises sawed off and folded into a trannygina in a dominican back-alley somewhere, this poor unfortunate FOOL was writing his finger down to the bloody nub while Thelma & Louise 2010 picked his pocket and ran out the door with his wallet, chile.

Them bitches are elegant, ain't they?

You Got 99 Problems and a Bey Ain't One...

Chiiiile... Word around the "don't drop the soap" wing of a federal prison is, an unlucky cellmate may be getting some hot camel on a stick soon if The NY Post article is accurate.

Have a couple sips of piping hot tea, chile... *pours*

In early September, AEG Chairman Richard Mays approached Jay-Z through his business partners and asked whether he would be interested in joining the consortium -- which at the time ranked last among six bidders seeking the lucrative project. . .

"[NY Governor] Paterson directly told [Las Vegas businessman Steve] Wynn he needed to have a minority partner, so he went and got Jay-Z. But when Wynn pulled out, Jay-Z was without a home," a source told The Post.

"AEG went and grabbed Jay-Z after his deal with Steve Wynn fell through." AEG jumped at the chance to recruit Jay-Z, who has become increasingly close to Paterson, sources said. The two dined together in June and hung out in the Hamptons.

UH OH, SPAGOOGLYO'S!!

I Wanna Talk About Those Bathing Suits...

Soooooo, children. Looks as if little miss shoplifter's luck ran out in Germany. A German judge ruled that the design of one of her bathing suits was jacked like Jay-Z's drivers license photo. It's obvious bitch was once again "inspired by" someone elses hard work, and as a result, a judge ruled the "Video Phone" video be BANNED from further airing in Germany. HAAAA!!!

In what has to be one of the more bizarre copyright disputes, the underwear manufacturer Triumph sued Sony because Beyoncé was wearing copyright infringing underwear in her music video “Video Phone”. Seriously.

The design in question by Bulgarian designer Iskren Lozanov is shown on the right, the music video below (the infringement occurs at about 0.50′). This week, the 7th Civil Chamber of the Landgericht Munich upheld an ex parte injunction barring Sony from distributing the “Video Phone” clip in Germany.

Triumph argued Beyoncé was wearing an unauthorized reproduction of the Iskren Lozanov design. Sony countered that both designs were inspired by Picasso, but otherwise, there were few similarities. The slips, in particular, were wholly different. The judge disagreed: the Lozanov design was highly original and enjoyed a wide scope of protection, and was therefore infringed by the underwear worn by Beyoncé.

Sony’s lawyer announced that, after consultation with Beyoncé, he would most likely appeal the decision.

Hold, the line, I have a call coming in...

Hello Caller, you say what??

MAN DOWN, CODE TEN: Gunfight At Beyonce Concert!

Chiiiile, hammercy. What you are about to read is a HOT MESS! Word around the quinciñera is when Beyonce's concert was over in Salvador, Brazil recently, GUNMEN OPENED FIRE ON HER FANS LEAVING THE VENUE!!!

In related news, has anyone seen Solange?

But seriously honeychildren, true Beyonce stans are a little hard on the nervous system, but ummm... this is a FOOL! Chile, don't shoot the children. I'll just try to get them bitches together! I actually don't know what the motive was since the information is scare as of right now so this story, like Beyonce's breasts, is still developing...

In the meantime my thoughts and prayers go out to the young victims of the sensless act. My thoughts and prayers also go out to the mothers eardrums of kids who are Beyonce stans because they play her so much to the point where you wanna jam a rusty railroad spike down your earhole. That is a sensless act, too.

UPDATE: Several media sources has retracted this story of a gunfight after one of the "I Am" concerts In Brazil. I'm actually glad this story isn't true. But even still, if they just came out of a Beyonce concert, they have already been terrorized enough!

There's Plenty Single Ladies Where You're Headed...

CHIIIILE... My good Judys over at Destiny's Rehab just spilled some explosive tea! Word around Cell Block-H conjugal visit room is House Of Dereon is being sued by everyone with eyeballs claiming migranes and involuntary manslaughter. Ok, I made that up, but it's a thought.

In this breaking tea, Stylelist is reporting the lawsuit claims racketeering and conspiracy to commit fraud teas, honey. The manufacturer claims they shipped the gaudy shit out expecting to get paid one thing, and just like the cheap, greedy tricks that they are, tried to run a scam and now they're charged with multiple counts including violation of the Federal RICO Act. SCANDAL!

Miss Knowles, sugar... care to reply?