Saturday, February 13, 2010

MAN DOWN, CODE TEN: Gunfight At Beyonce Concert!




Chiiiile, hammercy. What you are about to read is a HOT MESS! Word around the quinciƱera is when Beyonce's concert was over in Salvador, Brazil recently, GUNMEN OPENED FIRE ON HER FANS LEAVING THE VENUE!!!

In related news, has anyone seen Solange?

But seriously honeychildren, true Beyonce stans are a little hard on the nervous system, but ummm... this is a FOOL! Chile, don't shoot the children. I'll just try to get them bitches together! I actually don't know what the motive was since the information is scare as of right now so this story, like Beyonce's breasts, is still developing...

In the meantime my thoughts and prayers go out to the young victims of the sensless act. My thoughts and prayers also go out to the mothers eardrums of kids who are Beyonce stans because they play her so much to the point where you wanna jam a rusty railroad spike down your earhole. That is a sensless act, too.

UPDATE: Several media sources has retracted this story of a gunfight after one of the "I Am" concerts In Brazil. I'm actually glad this story isn't true. But even still, if they just came out of a Beyonce concert, they have already been terrorized enough!

3 comments:

  1. WOW this bitch i now DANGEROUS in more than one sense of the word! she is responsible for females acting crazy jakked on her songs...and now peole hate her so much they take out a gun and start shooting! there are too many flies circulating this whopping piece of turd! soon the media will start tearing her apart.....so far in 2010 there had been terrorists, earthquake her voodoo dancing cause in Haiti , MURDER and buying grammys....NOT A GOOD YEAR! I suggest u take that break ASAP!

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  2. Hey girl

    According to sources they said this story was false. It was Beyonce camp who said so. I did not report this on DR becuase of conflicting reports on it. But then again who knows it could be Beyonce's camp covering it up. Who would make this up?

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  3. thanks fedup hun, I just made an update to the story.

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