Good morning class. Today's lesson is about hoes that claim they are the hottest EVERYTHING in the game. Let's grade this clip of her earthshattering, groundbreaking, mesmerizing performance on Oprah's farewell show. Everyone open your legs books to page 69 and let the reading begin.
Song = FLOP
Lyrics = FAIL
Choreography = FOOLISHNESS
Hair = FRIED
Wardrobe = FUCKERY
So I'm left with no other option but to give this performance a BIG RED F-
Chile, if they were handing out diploma's at FOOL SCHOOL, bitch would be the damn valedictorian!
Happy Easter Honeykids! I've been busy doing eastery stuff with the easter bunny lately so I miss you guys, but I'm hoppin' in to drop a lil piece of easter candy I found on youtube, chile. It's a riveting interview with two legendary icons Oprah and Whitney!
