Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Grading on a Curve: Beyonce's Oprah Performance Preview

Good morning class. Today's lesson is about hoes that claim they are the hottest EVERYTHING in the game. Let's grade this clip of her earthshattering, groundbreaking, mesmerizing performance on Oprah's farewell show. Everyone open your legs books to page 69 and let the reading begin.



Song = FLOP

Lyrics = FAIL

Choreography = FOOLISHNESS

Hair = FRIED

Wardrobe = FUCKERY

So I'm left with no other option but to give this performance a BIG RED F-

Chile, if they were handing out diploma's at FOOL SCHOOL, bitch would be the damn valedictorian!


1 comment:

  1. You go girl!! Telling it like it is!! Hating on another woman's success because you want to feel important. You want to feel better about yourself. Beyonce's talent speaks for herself and at the end of the day, your bitter. All your posts are about a woman who could care less whether you like her or not. Please. you should be embarrassed to post ish like this. I hope you're not above the age of 18...I would feel really bad for you.Now, go outside. Step away from the computer.Inhale the fresh air. Delete this shameful blog with 10 followers.

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