Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Has-Been to Debut Video on Has-Been Show



Even though the ratings are in the camode, and her single is on the charts down-low-er than her husband Jay-Z "alleged" secret sex life, American Idol looks to pull a stunt to breathe hot funky halitosis breath back into their over-the-hill, tired, worn out, past its prime, run its course, beating a dead horse ass show, with the debut of an over-the-hill, worn out, run its course, past it's prime, wearing a dead horse-wig chick with the hottest breath in the game's highly anticipated (HAA) video premiere. I haven't watched nobody's American Idol since they voted off Jennifer Hudson, and chile, thats about the only "Idol" they have cranked out of that God-forsaken show!

Here is the tea from Vladtv.com via Beyonce's website and her cousin Angela Beyince's twitter.

Bey's official fansite released a statement confirming that her video will debut on the famed talent show on May 18th. Her cousin, Angie Beyince also tweeted in support saying “Tune in Wednesday May 18th to see Beyonce on American Idol.”

Shhhh... be really quiet. You hear that sound?? It's the sound of J. Lo plucking her eyes out of her head and rolling them across her dressing room floor! I mean, the NERVE of this Beyonce chick; after all the 5 finger discounts she pulled on J.Lo throughout her carrer, now she has to sit there with a plastic grin on her face and be tortured with that HOT MESS?? And I'll bet you 2 tons of wig glue Beyonce is gonna say she though of this great idea all by her big-headed self, even though on the last SKORPION SHOW video, they begged her to do it! She's so texas smart, ain't she?! I mean everybody that eats their boogers like it's Popeye's chicken is smart like that. Everyone knows that. It's a scientific fact! Wikipedia it, if you don't believe me.

This old lady's desperation knows no bounds!





1 comment:

  1. LOL! I'm glad this website is here to expose that bitch. I can't stand her, and more than that, I can't stand her rude, uneducated, ghetto stans!!!

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