Friday, February 12, 2010

Hey, Cows!



Chiile, I have been sooo busy with work lately, it's been hard to keep up with the onslaught of fuckery, but luckily for you children, there has been a Buffet ala Bullshit being served up by your favorite stars so fast and furious it will peel the glue off a wig, chile. Check out these honeychildren letting your favorite star have it! Call it out, chile!

Russel Crowe is about to get his telephone-throwing arm back in shape. WAHOB

Paging Ricki Lake DESTINY'S REHAB

Run, Alicia RUN!! Kick those pumps off, hike up that hooker skirt and HAUL ASS, BITCH!!! DESTINY'S REHAB

Beyonce just woke up. In related news, Solange's shift just started. DLISTED

Let me guess. They wouldn't let Beyonce change the lyrics to "I Am The World" DESTINY'S REHAB

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