Hi, Skanks! (fake smile)
I'm bored and depressed because I have been trolling the internet tubes honey all day and I haven't found much of anything to post on this sad ass blog.
I just want to drown myself in a jug of malt liquor and rub margarita salt and a lemon wedge all up and through my vagina just to ease the pain. Come on Beyonce, fall down a flight of stairs so I can point and laugh. Come on Scarlett, take another tumble goddamnit!
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