Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Tick-Tock, Bitches!

Dear Skanks;

I have been receiving emails asking whether I'm a girl or a flaming queen. Well, whores, if it's any business of yours, I am a WOMAN!! Okay, okay, you got me, I am a FAG-HAG, guilty as charged! My good Judy's have given me life, chile... and if you have a problem with it, it aint a damn shit for me to pop off these press-on nails and let you hookers HAVE IT!

Yours Truly,
Me, Bitch!

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