So, Miss "I just got my license" Knowles (even though since early Destiny's Child, she'd been driving around in a Jaguar while her bandmate had to hitchike a ride in her mamas old Mazda, but I digress...) was stopped by a cop that had no idea who the hell she was *insert Nelson's HAA-HAAAA laugh here* when he seen a 1,000 pound wig on wheels in heels driving down the street while texting. Here's the tea...
“Beyoncé was really embarrassed because she only recently got her driver’s license. She tried to charm that cop and told him she had no idea that texting while driving was against the law. He had no idea who she was. He just slapped her with the ticket, which was worth more than $100!”
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If this is true,
Chile, but if you go to the source link, this happened LAST month? Ummm, so... why... are... they... um... just... now.... um.. chile, nevermind! But,to be on the
safe side....
*stiff, stern side-eye*
this story reeks of a fishy booty pad to me....
ReplyDeletean old lady and a crack whore in the seat next to her...
ReplyDeleteThelma and Louise types...
This is such a halarious blog !
ReplyDeleteI just found it , I did not know people disliked Beyonce so much. I often look at her and wonder why is she wearing that ? she seems like a mediocre singer who is ovrhyped. Looking forward to seeing more posts.
Wow!! Havnt seen theae pixs since.....well......since the vod came out!! These illuminati hoes thought they were making another thriller!! Ha..ha..ha i laugh at thee!! It doeant take much to make beyonce look like a bulldagging carpet muncher!! Ugh she probably will give your vagina gingivitas/yeast infection from her diseased halatosis breath!!!
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