Sunday, January 10, 2010

A Looming Beysaster




Hey there honeycows! I missed you, but you know a lady had to get her affairs in order and come back fresh in 2010, and it looks like the fuckery just wont let up.

Gums are bumpin and tongues are wagging all over the states (and abroad) about Miss Knowles-Camel Carter performing for the brother of a terrorist. Well, that sound about right to me since she's been terrorizing me with her screechin, hollerin, yodellin and pelvic thrusts.

This ain't the best way to start off the the '10, Miss Honey!

Here is her spokeswhores official statement:

"The party in St. Bart’s on New Year’s Eve, with BeyoncĂ© in performance, was hosted by Muatsim-Billah Gaddafi, not his brother Moutassim Bilal “Hannibal” Gaddafi, as reported in the press.

Her agents and management firm made the decision to confirm the private performance. The annual party had a long history of booking internationally known artists both American and foreign for events around the world, including Cannes.

Past performers in St. Bart’s have included Timbaland, Enrique Iglesias and Mariah Carey. Guests at this year’s party included singer Usher, former BET CEO Bob Johnson, actress Lindsay Lohan and music industry vets, Russell Simmons, Kevin Liles and L.A. Reid."


Hold it! Pump brakes, bitches! Now is this chile trying to throw people under the bus? honeygirl, give me a lasting break, chile!

2 comments:

  1. HAAAAA!!! it would be funny if the shit wasn't so damn sad!

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  2. its about time she started hiring professionals and not her dillusional family members..only a pro can get her affairs in order..
    chile I bet whoever thought this was a good idea got fired and i hope it was Mama Tina!!!! she be stopping by great clips to apply for a job...

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